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So You Want to Be a Professional Badass

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From the desk of Victor Pride Subj: Winning the game of life --------------------- I've stopped calling myself a professional blogger. I don't write that often, I don't write about the news, I don't do reviews and I don't even consider myself a writer. Here is everything I do to make money: I live life like a man and then I put what I do into words. You boys … [Read more...]

How to Become a Genetic Freak

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From the desk of Victor Pride Subj: 3 steps to greatness ------------------------ Recently I was in the gym, lifting some weights and having a joke with some of the guys in the gym. One of the fellows, a nice enough guy, called me a name that had me laughing out loud. He called me a "genetic freak". A "genetic freak" in bodybuilding terms is a mythical … [Read more...]

3 Years of Pride (Happy Birthday to Bold and Determined)

Hello, friends. Today I am happy to announce the 3rd birthday of Bold and Determined. 3 years long, and 3 years strong, buddy. And what a ride it has been. We are also nearing the end of 2013 and I can't lie, this year has been a great success for me. I made a ton of money and did a bunch of traveling (see the post script for travel schedule and … [Read more...]

How to Meet Shy Girls

You want a girlfriend but you don't want a whore. You want a girlfriend but you don't want an argumentative she-man. You want a girlfriend who is nice, sweet, modest and chipper. You don't want "just one of the guys". You want a girlfriend who looks up to you and builds up your confidence and makes you smile. You want a girlfriend who doesn't dress up like a … [Read more...]

The Only 3 Pieces of Advice You Will Ever Need to Succeed

Over the weekend a lovely young lady was staying with me. On Sunday evening the talk naturally turned to the topic of Monday. What do you think she said to me? She said "Ugh.. I hate Mondays". To which I replied with the truth: "I love Mondays. My favorite day of the week". To which she replied, many times over, "I hate Mondays". In another life I would have … [Read more...]

How to Own Your House and Car Anonymously

"The secret to success is to own nothing, but control everything." -Nelson Rockefeller "I wrote down your license plate number, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!" -Average Crybaby If you are concerned about privacy, and you should be, it should be of interest to you to learn how to own your house and car anonymously. The rich hide their wealth, their … [Read more...]

How to Take Care of Your Hands and Feet

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You will only ever have one set of hands and one set of feet, for this reason proper care should be given to maintaining them - especially if you are a weightlifter, bodybuilder, or regular Joe gym rat and spend a lot of time with weights in your hands. The knurling on the barbells and dumbbells can be rough on your hands and cut them up, not to mention all … [Read more...]

How to Keep Private in a Non-Private World

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Everywhere you look someone is trying to get your information. Your name, your date of birth, your social security number, your driver's license number, your mother's maiden name, your favorite pet, your address, your phone number, your company name, your vehicle license and registration, and even your eye color (Green like July). They collect this … [Read more...]

6 Books I Want to Read

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When I was 17 I was having a little get together at my house. I invited over a little mall slut and a few of my good friends. We put on the movie Fight Club, which I had just rented that day, and she yells "I love this movie!" and proceeded to describe the whole movie, in complete detail, down the twist ending. Before the movie was on for 5 minutes I knew … [Read more...]

How to BE Without Remorse or Apologies

Advice from friendly friends and family members is not meant to help you succeed. It's meant to help you not break waves and go too far beyond the ordinary. It isn't their fault, they aren't mean or deceitful, they really are trying to help - but only in the way they can imagine will help. They can't crawl around in your brain and see your vision, drive, or … [Read more...]