Last night I played some poker with a group of friends and some friends of friends. One gentleman showed up to the game unshaved (for several days), longish unkempt hair, and wearing ill-fitting clothing. Towards the end of the game it came out that he was unemployed and he … [Read more...]

If you want to make some money it is best to live in a rich city. When people strike out to make their fortunes they either move to rich cities or they move to new frontiers that are teaming with natural resources. Nobody moves to Jerkwater, Indiana to build wealth but … [Read more...]

There's a nasty little disease going around called being Broke as a Joke. It affects millions of men every year. One unfortunate side effect of this disease is that it causes men to whine like little babies instead of taking action. We will correct that and it will be quite … [Read more...]

It's called taking advantage and it's what winners do. Other will stand around and cry "Oh my god, the situation is so bad, there's nothing we can do boo-hoo." As they hand you their money for a service you provide you will say "Yeah, I know. Times are tough for lots of … [Read more...]

The debt game is the new and improved form of indentured servitude. And it's a brilliant plan. The Wolves lend you imaginary money so you can shop shop shop and then work work work so you can pay them back every last red cent plus interest. The plan is genius, … [Read more...]

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Heist Money is a necessity. Everyone knows that. Having money beats the shit out of not having money. Not worrying about the price of gas, the price of dinner, the rent payment, or the cost of the plane ticket … [Read more...]

Ah, money. Money is our savior. Money is our God. Money must surely be valuable if so many people chase it fruitlessly. But there is a dilemma... Money is not real. Money is imaginary. We could just as easily use twigs and leaves as currency. The only value money has is the … [Read more...]